COCK JOKE!!!!!

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Random discussion here.

DISCUSS!!!

poop! :)

Like corn on deh cob check in with me and do ya job.

lay on deh bed and give me head.

Truly no skill in rap music.

So Ng slop on mey knob I demand it or I pump you all in deh pooper!

Im leaveing this open for anyone who has experience here on NG with the creature. I wanna hear your stories NG!!! :D

Don't read ahead, just answer the following questions with the first thought that comes to mind. Then read which each answer means at the end.

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who is with you?
my shadow

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal?
bigfoot

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
eh stunned and shocked

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you is your DREAM house. How big is it?
A fucking castle

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
great stone walls with a massive gate

6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining room table. What do you see on and around the dining room table?
cups and suits of armor

7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
a goblet

8. What do you do with the cup.
drink the blood of a snake

9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at a body of water. How big is it?
like fucking lake Erie

10. How will you cross the water?
vikeing row boat (warship)

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The ANSWERS
1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important to you.
2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life......
3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems....
4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.
5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced.
6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.
7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationships.
8. What you did with the cup is representative of your attitude.
9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.
10. The way you cross the water is representative to how easy or hard you expect your life to be.